[Mindless fun + totally unhinged + a mashup of every crazy romance novel]
PS: The author spends too much time online, and their brain sometimes goes haywire. Things can get pretty wild, so don't overthink it while reading, or you'll lose. If it's not your thing, just move along. No hate, please.
I stayed up late with my girlfriend reading a domineering CEO romance novel, and the male lead's behavior left me screaming in disbelief.
My girlfriend got annoyed and gave me a Thousand-Year-Death-Grip.
I was scared shitless.
When I came to again, I'd become the novel's private doctor and special assistant to the domineering CEO.
When the CEO, eyes bloodshot, told me to cut out the heroine's kidney, I went straight to the market and bought a pair of pig kidneys.
Later, somehow, both the CEO and the heroine fell in love with me and wanted to have my babies. I grinned and pulled the evil female supporting character over. With a cruel smile, I watched her give birth to seven billion monkeys right in front of them. In a cool voice, I said, “What about the monkeys... The two of you can't have my babies. Miss Li Batian has already given me seven billion of them.”
[One more warning: The author's mental state is not good. This is seriously unhinged.]
[Tip: It's more fun if you read it aloud while watching.]
This book is simply a book that has collected the essence of the sun and the moon. It is an unprecedented and unparalleled book that can make the gods and ghosts weep. It is invincible.