[Play It Safe + Subverting the Usual Tropes + Romance-Averse + A Cast of Goofballs + Absurd Comedy]
Ye Qinghan snapped. “You good-for-nothing! I’m breaking off our engagement!”
Lin Lang: “Great! The next one will be prettier and sweeter!”
“Don’t fear a girlfriend who wants to break up. Fear one who wants to get married!”
“Marriage is the grave of love. What respectable man wants to be buried alive?”
He crafted the persona of the biggest scumbag and put on the most ruthless show!
[Host, stop fooling around! You’re the one whose fiancée showed up to break off the engagement! Can you at least act like a young man bitterly lamenting that he’s been wronged?]
Forced to play along, Lin Lang did his best to perform.
Lin Lang: “Please don’t break off our engagement! I’m heartbroken. Choose any of the three thousand tortures for me, but if you’re going to kill me, don’t use an emotional blade. Ordinary blades hurt no more than three parts out of ten. Don’t curse me with love!”
Ye Qinghan: “...”
What? In the original story, the male lead was so furious when his engagement was called off that he wrote a divorce letter and dismissed his wife?
What an idiot!
Don’t let a good girl down, and don’t waste a bad girl!
Your fishpond isn’t even full yet, and you’re already rushing to release them...
Lin Lang said, “I’ve never suffered for love. I only savor her saltiness.”
This book is about the protagonist traveling through Dou Po Cang Qiong and constantly slapping Xiao Yan in the face. Crazy torture of Xiao Yan, laugh to death, very fun
Do you know that pigs barking in the middle of the night is a concept of gods and demons?
Not bad, good, good-looking