What's Wrong with Being a Little Lewd?

In the mall, a tall, slender young man stood by the shelves, holding a leash as he carefully picked out items. A fluffy little corgi wiggled its butt and circled his feet.

I glanced over casually. Whoa, that’s way too cute!

I strolled over and politely asked, “Hi, handsome. May I pet your dog?”

The young man looked down at the corgi and smiled. “Sure.”

So I grinned and gave it a vigorous rub: the handsome guy’s face.

The corgi’s wiggling butt stopped. “?”