Naruto: My Apprentice Seems to Have Been Taught Wrongly!

When "Rock Lee" starts the battle, he says: Have you ever been kicked at the speed of light? When "Sasuke" meets Itachi, he says: One billion volts! When "Sakura" doesn't save people, she poisons them instead! When... This ninja world is still in chaos, the more chaotic the better, cheer me up...