You say I killed my wife to prove my Dao?
No, man, I’m only about ten years old.
You say I fed myself to a Gu?
That’s a bit much, isn’t it? I really do get Gu planted in me every day, though.
You say the person I like is married and has two kids?
What the hell? Didn’t you just say I killed my wife to prove my Dao?
You say my family was destroyed and everyone I loved died?
Tsk… That part’s true, at least.
But my intelligence keeps stacking without limit. Just wait until I figure out what tragic backstory this author has planned for me.
