There Are Three Thousand Avenues, but My Humble Way Will Last Forever

(A bit cool + a bit funny + not systematic + not time-travel + not brainless + not invincible + normal story beginning and process, not fast pace, please hit me if you mind, okay~) The little bitch was chased and beaten by the will of the Three Thousand Dao Dao. He refused to accept it and turned around and did it! If you can't fight, can't you run? He turned around and ran to find Chen Yu, the meanest and most affectionate man on earth. Chen Yu had an accident and his life was hanging by a thread. If he didn't save him, it would really be over! The little bitch said: "Quick! Let me enter your body, I can save you!" Chen Yu: "Why choose me?" The little bitch said: "Because you are bitch, our minds are united, and the meanness is getting worse!" "Come together, you little bitch!" "I will help you become an immortal and become stronger, and then go back to Sanqian Daodao to talk about daily life!" The little bitchy Taoist patted his non-existent chest, "When our bitch energy reaches its peak, you bitch immortal and I bitch god will return to the universe, destroy those three thousand avenues that are above us one by one, and then press their heads and ask: 'Look in my eyes, answer me! Who is version T0?!'" Thus, the most unorthodox combination of cultivating immortals in history was born. Chen Yu looked at the people who were stunned by anger and said with emotion: "Three thousand avenues, but my humble way will last forever!" <—— (Imagine the bold here! Add special effects! Burn it up!) [High-energy warning ahead: saucy operations and hilarious moments, non-combatants please bring your own titanium alloy... Shameless!