(A little satisfying, a little hilarious, no System, no transmigration, no brainless antics, no invincibility. A normal story from beginning to end, with a steady pace. If that bothers you, feel free to come beat me up. Mwah~)
The little Scoundrel Dao is being chased and beaten by the wills of the Three Thousand Great Daos. He refuses to take it lying down, so he turns around and fights back!
If he can't win, can't he at least outrun them? He turns tail and runs, searching for Chen Yu, the most shameless, devoted college guy on Earth.
Chen Yu suffers a sudden accident and is hanging by a thread. If nobody saves him now, he's really done for!
The little Scoundrel Dao says, “Quick! Let me enter your body. I can save you!”
Chen Yu asks, “Why choose me?”
The little Scoundrel Dao says, “Because you're shameless. Our minds will become one, and together we'll be even more shameless!”
“Let's fuse, you little scoundrel!”
“I'll help you cultivate immortality and grow stronger. Then we'll go back and have a little chat with the Three Thousand Great Daos!”
The little Scoundrel Dao pats a chest that doesn't exist. “When our shamelessness reaches its peak, you'll be a Shameless Immortal and I'll be a Shameless God. Then we'll charge back into the universe, knock every one of those lofty Three Thousand Great Daos flying, and pin their heads down to ask: ‘Look in my eyes. Answer me! Who's the true Tier Zero of this version?!’”
And so, the most unserious cultivation duo in history was born.
Watching everyone faint from anger, Chen Yu is moved to declare:
“Of the Three Thousand Great Daos, only my Shameless Dao shall endure!” <, (Imagine it in bold here! Add special effects! Make it epic!)
[High-energy warning ahead: outrageous antics and punchlines fly together. Noncombatants, bring your own titanium-alloy... skin!]
I didn't expect to be able to write like this, hahaha, I am the only one who knows the three thousand avenues!