He Wanted to Be the Demon King’s Bodyguard, but Became a Hilarious Grind King Just Trying to Survive

Damn it! I stayed up all night writing a xianxia novel, and while I was out stepping in bird crap, a crappy System called Xuan Luo smacked me in the face and sent me straight into my own book. Now I'm an expendable NPC at the third level of Qi Refining, doomed to die within three chapters!

From the start, I made a public fool of myself at a sect gathering. I blurted out, “Keep the music playing and the dancing going!” without thinking, and the future aloof Sword God protagonist I wrote myself watched the whole thing unfold!

I could've dug a three-bedroom apartment with my toes right there. I was completely numb. This hellish plot was one I wrote myself!

But what the hell was there to panic about? I was the original author, after all, and I knew the entire plot inside out!

So what if I was punished with three hundred copies of the sect rules? When I ran into the protagonist in the library, I casually pointed out the trick to advancing his sword art, and this cold, taciturn guy actually took the initiative to ask me, “How so?”

So what if the lousy System ordered me to advance my cultivation within ten days? I could write an entire world into existence. Surely I could handle a little cultivation!

From today on, I'd keep my head down, work hard to survive, cling to the protagonist's golden thigh, and change his doomed fate of dying alone in battle!

But I never imagined that the aloof protagonist I'd written myself would go from looking at me like “This lunatic is kind of annoying” to “What secret are you hiding?”

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