The Grand Duke is here! The gods step aside! Master of all arts! Lord of the gods!
Jiang Shang worked himself to exhaustion and ended up beneath a white sheet…
His soul transmigrated to the Primordial World, where he received the Great Dao Reward System. Capture people and put them on the list to raise your cultivation and power?
Everyone! Who gets it!? Somehow, I actually rewrote the history of the Primordial World!
Why not take up a spear and conquer the four great continents of the Primordial World?
From then on, Jiang Shang set his sights on unifying the Primordial World, storming the Thirty-Third Heaven, and looking down upon the Three Realms and Six Paths…
Disciple: Master, do you have any advice for us?
Jiang Ziya: Just charge in!
Disciple: Master! We’re so eager to improve…
Jiang Ziya: Look at you, getting all worked up again!
Jiang Ziya: This is Heaven’s will. I am merely acting in accordance with it. It must not be defied!
Jiejiao disciple: Stop using Heaven’s will to manipulate people!
The Four Generals of the Mo Family: We are the Four Generals of the Mo Family! Jiang Ziya! Prepare to die!
Jiang Ziya: What!? Wipe what sauce? Is it so delicious it’ll kill you?
Yuanshi: Though Tongtian believes in teaching without discrimination and loving all under heaven, he takes in disciples indiscriminately and fails to guide them. This goes against the teachings of the Dao Ancestor.
Tongtian: I just like flowers, plants, and little animals. What could I possibly have in mind?
Nezha: I hate giant spiders the most!
Crab General: …You’re the giant spider! Your whole family are giant spiders!
Wen Zhong: You spend all day drinking and having fun, looking so listless and haggard. Starting today, you’re giving up drinking and women for three years!
Di Xin: I’d rather just die.
Fei Zhong and You Hun: You’re testing your ministers with this! What minister could possibly withstand such a test?
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Author’s note: This story takes place in a fictional world. Dear readers, please don’t compare it with official history or the original work. This is also a story born from pure imagination, and its setting differs from those of similar works. Please don’t scrutinize it too closely. I’m on my knees thanking you for your support!
