Taoism**********

Zhang Yunfan traveled through the parallel world, inherited the Dragon and Tiger Celestial Master at the beginning, and was bound to the Taoist university system. A Taoist university was opened at the beginning, enrolling 500 students. Required courses: Raising and refining Qi, Golden Light to subdue demons, Five Thunder Methods, Dragon and Tiger Hundred Curses, Shenxiao Sword Technique... Elective courses: Daily ingots, origami into a tiger, meritorious service, scattering beans into soldiers, grass jelly care... The first lesson of admission is the Golden Light Spell for all members. Zhang Yunfan was wearing a purple robe and stood with his hands behind his back: "Follow me and say: Xuanzong of heaven and earth, the root of all things; practice for hundreds of millions of kalpas and prove my magical power..." Student entering the school: "I don't want to learn either, but he really taught me the Five Thunder Methods!" "Dean, you said you would take us to do volunteer work, but you ended up taking us to work in Yizhuang?" "Students, that female ghost sucks people's Yuanyang, and it is a heinous crime. You retreat first, and let me destroy her, Master Dao!" Four years later, The zombie king's generals revived and just opened the coffin board. The next second, he saw hundreds of yellow robes standing on his grave, with thunder in their hands. General: "Then what... Help me cover the coffin, thank you!" On the road, there are yellow-robed Taoist priests riding bicycles and holding sacred fire orders, chasing zombies, who run away overnight carrying coffins. In the West Lake of Hangzhou, a female ghost is boating, and there is also a yellow-robed Taoist priest riding a surfboard, attracting thunder from the sky and striking evil spirits, and countless passers-by watch. The reporter logged into the Dao Law School website during a live broadcast, and when he saw the admissions title, he said it was outrageous. "Stack ingots when you enter school, and wear yellow robes when you graduate! Promote my Taoist sect, and rise to the sky with a sword!" Countless netizens said: "The Taoist Academy is just a cover, this is obviously the Academy of Immortality!" "No, are you really cultivating immortals?"