
I Was Eating Melon in the World of Dog Blood, and the Officials Were Confused
我在狗血世界嘎嘎吃瓜,群臣懵了
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- Completed
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- 1.0M Words
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- Ancient Romance
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- Ancient Romance High-Concept
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- Female
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- 1y ago
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It's really beautiful. I used to think why I had to listen only to the voice of the heroine, but in this game I can hear the voice of the system, and each task is closely related to the fate of the country. The process is also very interesting. You can complete the task while eating melons. The heroine has her own wisdom and will not always rely on the system, which is particularly good.
It's super nice. It's different from other mind-reading books. Others make me think the logic is weird. I think this is quite interesting. Most of the ancient palace mind-reading stories nowadays are about the heroine being born and having her mind read on her own. Then the emperor starts to pay attention to her, thus doting on his mother even more, and some even have one-on-one relationships. I don't think it's true, and the logic is very strange. But he didn't do that in this article. There were relatively few parts involving love, and if there were any, they were reflected in eating melons. He has an innovation that I haven't seen in other novels, that is, others can hear the conversation between the heroine and the system. The logic of the whole article is self-consistent, and I think the writing style is also good. I started chasing more than 200 pictures, and have been chasing more than 500 pictures now. I feel that it is almost over, because the world has been unified, and the relationship between the heroine and her relatives is also very enviable. This is my first time to write a long review. I really like Dada and I hope to open a new book!
It looks good, it really looks good, and the best thing is that it has no cp. Let the heroine be beautiful alone and gradually become stronger together with Daxia. Don't add CP to the heroine, otherwise it will feel like it becomes a story between the heroine and CP, so let the heroine be beautiful alone and gradually become stronger with Da Xia.
All I can say is, it looks great! ! The mind-reading article can definitely be ranked in the top eight, the mind-reading foundation for national destiny and other things are the best [star]
The author, this novel is really good. I really like Xiao Guoyun. He is really cute. Xiao Ruanruan. This novel is very heartwarming. Hee hee hee, the final ending is so beautiful, I like it so much, but Ruanruan, System and they can be together forever, I'm so happy
Looks good, looks good! ! ! In addition to his voice, the protagonist also has real magical powers. The protagonists written by some authors have obviously traveled through time, but they are still very scientific, and their rewards are limited to potatoes in the left hand and glass in the right hand. They always feel that glass cement is reasonable, but magical powers are not. Is it scientific to co-author time travel?
It's really great, but it's just a little short. Can you give me a little more, author? I'm really hungry, um, um... I finished reading it in one go, and I still want to read it. Please, author, please give me more.
Very good, this kind of plot is relatively new, but some plots are too deliberate and embarrassing, and the details of the key characters are very good, but the paragraphs where the reactions of the common people set off the protagonist are also very fragmented, and the writing is a bit stiff and easily embarrassing. I think it's 9 to 9.2. A score of 9.4 Is a bit high. Too watery, Normal plot: Soft: "123", others: "Niubi" Inside the book: Soft: "1" Prince: Cow, Emperor: Ox, Prime Minister Li: Cow, Langzhong: cow, Shangshu: Ox; soft: "2", Prince: Impossible, Emperor: It is indeed impossible... Soft: "3" Prince: Indeed, Emperor: That's it. Normal plot: System: "123", Soft: That's it Inside the book: System: 3, An official: It's over, I want to be beheaded. Soft: why 3, System: Because 2, An official: That's not right... Soft: What about 4? Department: No 4 Everyone: Emperor Niubi, A certain official was so unlucky, Soft: Then why 2, Department: "1" Soft: Oh, that's it, it's a big misunderstanding. . Everyone: Search for it. A certain official: Wiping away his cold sweat, he complained about the system.
The author's writing style is okay and the writing is interesting, but the common problem with this kind of novel is that you can't stand it after reading about 30% of it. One is that the process is too similar. Basically, this kind of novel is more or less the same after reading many times. The other is that because she is a baby, the heroine is not very smart, and the more you read, the more she looks like a tool and a silly girl... Although the heroine is very strong in the setting, what is particularly obvious is the author My mother said it was awesome, not because of the character in the book. When I turned to the back, the technology tree was very powerful. In other words, this is a cool article written according to a routine, and the coolness gradually disappears in the later period, and the novice attributes increase... I don't know which tomato novel I gave up about 30% of the time. [Pause face] This is still a good article for people who read less or are not critical in reading.
I like it, but I don't know if there is a male protagonist. The plot is very attractive to me and sometimes it is quite funny. Ruanruan is really cute! (*˘˘*). .:*♡
This is a group pet article that requires losing your head but is very satisfying. The melons in it also look like melons. The heroine is considered to be a very kind-hearted person, and she never offends a single person in the whole story, but she is not so mad that she cannot tell the difference between friend and foe. As long as other characters can hear the protagonist's voice, they will treat her as a brainless pet like a god. The heroine also has a little knowledge, and will unlock various magical powers later. Is this a kind of pretending to be invincible? There is not a single bit of abuse in the whole story. I just feel that the extra story is too short. I really want to see the story of the protagonist taking the country and ascending to other worlds. How about you, the author, make a follow-up story about time travel? It's interesting to think about this theme of taking the entire continent of cultivating immortals with you. Oh, by the way, the heroine in this article does not have a CP
It looks great, eating melon in court🍉changes the fate of the country! (4⭐ Is because I am afraid that Tomato will remove the high-scoring novel from the shelves)! ! ! (4⭐ Is because I am afraid that Tomato will remove the high-scoring novel from the shelves)! ! ! (4⭐ Is because I am afraid that Tomato will remove the high-scoring novel from the shelves)! ! !
Although, the second prince Z gave me a big surprise later. Even in a foreign country, he used his brains and top-notch seduction ability to coax the heroine, used the heroine's luck to fight against the hero, and even fought against the will of heaven. This is simply a top-notch NPC, a top-notch succubus! It perfectly illustrates that strong people can thrive wherever they go.
It's good-looking. Mind-reading, eating melons + group pets. There are no surprises, and there is currently no cp (the heroine Yuan Ruan is still a little cute baby, and there is no ambiguity. After all, she is a humanoid national fortune, who is worthy of it). The overall tone is funny and warm. The royal family and Yuan Ruan are in love in both directions. Ministers and people also love Yuan Ruan. The civil and military forces of the Manchu Dynasty in the Great Xia Dynasty work together to try their best to complete the task, build the country and increase the national destiny. This is really cool. I read it straight through and couldn't stop. The Harukai section is really interesting. This novel is great because no matter when you read it, you can follow it and gain happiness✧٩(ˊωˋ*)و✧ Tied--20240903
Although the heroine has no CP, the plot is very creative and interesting. The heroine starts out as a baby and everyone (some people) can hear her voice, the handsome and domineering emperor, the scapegoat prince, the gentle second princess, the love brain + inventor's second prince, the third prince who is the prince's good brother, the sassy seventh princess, the money-loving concubine Rong, the Buddhist lazy queen, and a series of sexy things The story is about the second prince, the handsome male mother with strong chest muscles, and the seven brothers of the mother's family. The plot is interesting and interesting, especially the second prince. Although his coquettish operation in the Xia Kingdom harmed the cultural relics and the officials hated him, his operation of being sent to the enemy country as an undercover agent to cause trouble is even more ridiculous. It is a very interesting book.
A very nice group portrait novel. People who eat melons are really happy. The fate of the country is closely related to the melon eaters. The heroine Yuan Ruan interacts cutely with the system. The system is a brainless doting on Ruan Ruan. In the novel, the character design of each character is well controlled and resourceful. The occasionally jealous emperor, Wu Yi, the male mother of the scapegoat prince, Cheng Weining, the world's number one love brain, the censor Youhao who is boldly courted by a cross-dressing boss, the second prince who is always in other people's mouths, etc., Are indeed very distinctive. It is positioned as a happy and refreshing novel. It is a pure joy to read, and the intelligence of the characters can be seen in the serious affairs. It is really a rare masterpiece. The most important thing is to write a true appetite. It is neither depressing nor bitter and hateful. It is neither mechanically copied jokes nor lacking in laughs that make people shine. The daily life of the Grand Master of Great Xia is also very healing, but the following extras are too hard to watch.
So pretty! Very nice! ! Although it is said to be an old saying, there is actually no emotional line. The heroine has no cp😋☝The ones I remember most clearly are the love brain and the second princess, and our invincible soft rice man🤣👉Because I also like to eat melons very much. So I read them all in one go. Normally I can't believe that I finished reading a 600-chapter novel in less than two days👉👈It's very loving, heartwarming, and refreshing. Everyone is very interesting, and it's beautiful and beautiful😋😋😋
Very pretty! The heroine and Tongzi are both cute, the author should write more.
Good-looking [send heart] After the heroine obtained the system, her voice was heard, and she was bound to the Xia Kingdom to become a small country [eating melon] The plot is really funny, bloody but really good to watch [Learned]
It's great. The author said later that the extra story was really released [facepalm] [facepalm], but in the middle and later stages, I felt that the courtiers' writing was a bit ungrateful. The emperor's personal affairs and gossips had to be chased everywhere. It didn't feel good, but the rest was very good [air kiss] [air kiss]
It's almost time to have CP. I think it's exciting and funny, and I like it very much. The content is very rich and makes people feel very immersed. I wonder if a male protagonist will appear later? Good is looking forward to. [Send heart][Send heart][Send heart]
Ah, I accidentally tied it. It's really good. It's a real group favorite. She's not a vulgar, yellow, disgusting, rotten melon. The heroine only acts like a child on the outside, but she's very sensible and generally considers the country. The back hook is too big, it looks a bit outrageous
The heroine and the melon-eating system led the Xia Kingdom from feudal society to cyberpunk to become immortals. A lot of interesting things happened in it. The author's jokes were also very funny. I laughed through the whole process. It was so good! ! !
So pretty! Been following this book! ! ! Although Yuan Ruan is young, he has been trying to find ways to help Daxia improve the national destiny. He is considered a favorite figure of the group. Of course, Yuan Ruan is really powerful. With the help of the system, he also completes tasks while eating melons to win rewards, and uses these rewards to enable the people to live a better life and the soldiers to be more secure. In the process of eating melons, he has selected more wise ministers for Daxia; only those who are loyal to Daxia can hear Yuan Ruan's voice. This setting is really very special. Good; whether it is the eldest prince who has been responsible for taking the blame in the early stage, or the third prince who appeared in the later period, as well as the Daxia officials who have been helping to complete the task, the interaction between each other is really interesting. Everyone is trying to find ways to help the national destiny complete the task. After the appearance of Yuan Ruan, everyone is united as one; seeing the kindness of the people of Daxia to Yuan Ruan, I feel that we are really going in both directions with the people; some melon settings in the book are really funny and interesting, worth reading! ! !
This is the first voice-over novel I read on Tomato, because when I started reading it last year, I didn't finish reading more than 200 chapters and started hoarding articles. I read other heartfelt essays one after another, but none of them were as good as this one. Because the author really added a lot of logic and details, and the timeline is more reasonable, it looks very smooth, the scenes and storyboards are also rich, the plot is full of ups and downs, and a lot of jokes are used at the same time, so it is particularly interesting. When creating the characters, they are also very three-dimensional. My favorites are the eldest brother and Zai Zai. The eldest brother is the smartest in the whole story, and Zai Zai is happy and cute. Others, such as Tongzi, are also very interesting, an innocent little cutie who quacks and kills, the prince's brother is pure and kind, the seventh sister is stable and valiant, and there are all kinds of courtiers. It is really fun. However, the author's pace is relatively fast, so he may have cut out many corners. For example, Mrs. Hu, as the eldest brother and Zai Zai's mother, did not appear. For example, many important characters did not have their names written, which is very interesting. Recommended for refreshing heartfelt and funny articles
Zundu is very beautiful and interesting. Dressed as a baby, bound to the melon-eating system, life or death begins. However, he is too young and can't do anything. He can only eat melons silently [laughing and crying] Fortunately, the senior officials of the Xia Kingdom's royal family (unless they have different intentions) can hear their voices and eat melons according to their voices to change their destiny. The cannon fodder of the Xia Kingdom sees that the fate of the country is not good, and merges with the protagonist, who becomes the fate of the Xia Kingdom in human form. The supporting characters are also very interesting. The civil and military actors in the dynasty collectively conceal their voices, supervise each other, and cover their mouths when necessary. Everyone in the harem and the former dynasty is violent, they are all fun-loving people, and they work very hard to eat [face covering] The tyrant emperor and the massacre of generals have all changed in front of the protagonist. In order to help the protagonist complete tasks and thoughts while concealing his voice, the prince is pushed out to be the scapegoat. The prince is forced to give the title of "there is a super awesome intelligence organization". In fact, he only heard it from the protagonist's dialogue with the system. No matter what information or tasks you have, let the prince find a way and take the blame properly [laughing and crying] There are also the second princes, princes, and supporting characters with various characteristics who have been used as waste. They can all be found and utilized to create benefits for the Xia Kingdom. Anyone with a love brain can be tricked into becoming a roll king, awesome [like] All in all, it's really beautiful🥰very happy [laughing] laughing from the beginning to the end [laughing]
Five stars ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ The protagonist Yuan Ruan is a little cute baby who can retrieve and eat melons. He is connected to the fate of the country and is read by key figures such as the courtiers of Daxia. Most of them use pronouns, such as emperor, prince, third prince, etc. After reading it, I can't even remember what their names are. The emperor himself is still very capable. Using the little clues revealed in the protagonist's heart, he finally completes the unification of the world. The plot ends at the climax, and all the holes that need to be filled are basically filled. From then on, they continue to live freely in another world. The overall writing style is light and funny, and there are no major abuses. Don't worry, the protagonist's golden finger is very big, and the protagonist is very strong. There were one or two small setbacks, but they were all resolved in the end, and it won't take long. The extras are also more imaginative, out-of-the-box, and very interesting. A humorous little novel Recommended reading~
I love works about sweet pets. Those plots full of sweetness and warmth always make the corners of my mouth curl up unconsciously. There is also a soft and waxy setting. Whether it is the cute and cute characters or the soft and waxy writing style, they all touched my heart. Group portraits are my favorite. All kinds of characters perform their own stories in the same world. Their destinies are intertwined and collide with countless brilliant sparks. This kind of rich and diverse narrative really makes me want to stop. Especially when there are male mother characters in the text.
It's beautiful, I love watching it, the little Imperial Master is so cute, not even the Holy Mother, and the interaction with the system is also very funny. The voice of the heart plays a big role here, and the plot does not look awkward. The emperor and the ministers cooperate in various ways, as well as the prince and the third prince who take the blame. The descriptions of each character in the book are also very good, and they all have their own characteristics! In addition, the second prince Niulang is a god and a genius, and his imagination is really extraordinary. Other books use the beauty trap, and the second prince uses the beauty trap to implement his own plan. Especially when it is said that the second prince uses beauties to drive the enemy country crazy and dare not send anyone to the Xia Kingdom, it makes people laugh to death! 🤣🤣🤣
Nice! Come and give us a review! Group pet sand glyph! It's not covered in sand glyphs, but it's essentially a torture of the heroine, the kind of praise that the heroine Scott Moore has received! Although the heroine is a child, she does not have any weird and cute appearance. The description is very good! The protagonist didn't use weird onomatopoeia for praise! The system is particularly cute and interactive and has received a lot of praise! It can be seen that the characters are a mixture of many historical figures, such as Emperor Zheng Ge, Prince Fusu, etc. Da Qin is the main body, but there are also many historical figures from other dynasties, such as Wei Huo and so on. In a sense, it is a dream come true! I particularly like Queen Kapibala, but in the later stages, the queen's role became less frequent. It feels a bit rushed later on, but it's unified within a few chapters, and the ending is a bit jumpy as it enters the leisure era, but it's still fun to ignore this part and lose your mind.