As a zombie, Yu Luo somehow got a Human Sanctuary System, and failing to complete its missions comes with punishments...
"Dear, is there anything I can help you with? Whether you want something to eat or to be eaten, we can take care of it for you~" Our adorable little zombie is working hard at her job again today.
"Mo Yu, you've lost another customer!!!" Yu Luo hoists a fifty-meter-long giant flyswatter and chases after him relentlessly.
"I didn't! I don't know! Who said that? What was I doing again?" Mo Yu stops in the middle of running and suddenly falls into thought.
The extermination squad captain only discovers after switching sides that the boss is a little zombie-like, but she's actually really nice... Never mind, earning crystal cores and living in a villa is what matters.
"You... traitor... How could you... side with the humans?" Qin An struggles to spit out the words.
"Call me Granny, and I'll make you the head of the garbage dump." "...Granny."
"I'm the protagonist of this world! You'll all beg for mercy at my blade!"
"Protagonists get ten percent off, plus two steamed buns."
"Huh? You can do that? That's so nice of you. Then I'll take a VIP annual pass."
