I Took a Trip to Earth, and Now the Entire Interstellar Realm Is Mine

What do you mean, interstellar? There's nothing here at all. How pitiful.

A little skit:

Interstellar Netizen 1: What flavor of nutrient paste are we having today?

Interstellar Netizen 2: Hey, I've given that stuff up ages ago.

Interstellar Netizen 1: Given up what? Are you feeling all right?

Interstellar Netizen 2: Go check out this livestream, you 2G dinosaur. No time to explain, I'm going to eat. Slurp, slurp! Host, wait for me!

Interstellar Netizen 1: This is amazing! Host sis, look at me!

Yu Yaoyao...

Let's get cooking!

Fried chicken, fries, hot pot, jianbing, desserts... We'll make it all. What, you want a banquet? Let's put together a state banquet!

Seeing the comments online: Blue Star's infrastructure is terrible.

Yu Yaoyao: Hmm... That's true.

Later, everyone realized... Every planet other than Blue Star had terrible infrastructure.

A: Sob, sob! I'm packing my bags. I want to move to Blue Star right now!

B: In your dreams. Blue Star isn't short one more talent.

Fu Sichen's inner thoughts: This kid's built like a stick and has quite a temper. It'd be kind of fun to raise her as my daughter.

Later, Fu Sichen gazed pitifully at the person across from him. “Honey, I want you to cook for me today. Otherwise, tonight I'll... you know.” As he spoke, his eyes drifted toward the two big white rabbits across from him.

Yu Yaoyao's inner thoughts: ...How can someone be so shameless?