Mind Reading and a Baby: This Good-for-Nothing Will Make Herself Strong

[Hilarious Fluff + Mind Reading + Raising a Child + Devoted Couple, Happy Ending]

Shen Xihe unexpectedly falls into a melodramatic novel and gets bound to a mind-reading System. Her target is the villainous, tyrannical emperor, a debauched and brutal ruler.

Shen Xihe: System, can I skip the romance mission? This is too hard. I'm scared!

System: Sure. If it's a mess, we can all leave. This rat race is brutal. If it doesn't work out, bail.

But then

There's an adorable little dumpling calling me Mother!

Why are the emperor's consorts all so beautiful?

The Imperial Noble Consort even calls me Baby!

The tyrant emperor has such a good life!

Beautiful women, come cuddle me! Your thirsty girl is here!

And this tyrant emperor doesn't seem to be the lecher everyone says he is.

He's a little childish and narcissistic, but also kind of clingy and cute.

What's going on?

Shen Xihe: I'll admit you're a little handsome, but aren't we all gorgeous beauties?

Shang Qi'an: I have an unusual consort. She's shamelessly lustful and covets my body, but since she has such good taste, I'll spoil her rotten!

Shen Xihe has so much fun that she ends up making herself the protagonist, adored by everyone.

Shen Xihe: Then let me save the world with my ridiculous antics!

[This is a silly comedy written purely for laughs. Please don't take it seriously or leave nasty comments, or you'll be... picking on a cotton ball.]