You're a College Student with a Part-Time Job, So Why Are You Wanted?

A Middle Eastern arms tycoon, a gas canister factory manager...

A Wagner mercenary in northern Myanmar...

A Chinese tutor and part-time strategist in Africa who wiped out 18 tribes...

A shrine in an island nation blown up...

An astonishing string of terrifying achievements, all accomplished by a college student!

The GA sent out 300 armed special police officers overnight, along with armored vehicles, drones, RPGs...

All to arrest one college student.

What on earth had this student done, committed some unforgivable sin?!

Normally, they would have shot him on the spot or taken him away to face the death penalty.

But somehow, he was released the very next day...

His college classmates were all dumbfounded.

Are you freaking kidding me? All that firepower... just to arrest him and let him go?!

The viral livestream show College Life Is Great conducted an in-depth interview and discovered that this guy was practically the king of part-time jobs.

Part-time traditional doctor: “Buddy, you look a little pale. Maybe cut back on the... hands-on stuff.”

Part-time lawyer: “I hired you to defend me, and you got the judge sent to prison to work a sewing machine?!”

Part-time fortune-teller: “My friend, there’s just a tiny bit of green over your head...”

Part-time detective: “Bro, your girlfriend’s a hooker...”