When I was studying abroad, I started an online relationship with a guy who said his family sold tea. I felt sorry for him, so I bought him game skins and ordered food delivery for him.
Who knew he was lying to me? I ran away.
When I came back to China and went on a blind date, my date gazed at me affectionately after dinner and asked why I was being so distant. I used to call him Baby.
Me: ??? You mean that tea business was the biggest tea company in China?
