After I Transmigrated into a Book, My Big Brother Got Even Weirder

[Two Male Leads + Both Pure, 1v1: A Smooth-Talking, Jealous Bottom x A Top with a Sweet Outside and Dark Inside] [30% Cultivation, with a Side Couple. If you don't like that, please feel free to move along (๑•ั็ω•็ั๑)] Jiang Huaiping never imagined he could be this unlucky. A bus came flying out of nowhere and sent him sprawling. He was only trying to buy a sweet potato!!! Jiang Huaifan waited at home for ages, only to receive a call informing him of his brother's death. By the time he reached the hospital, Jiang Huaiping was already covered in blood and had stopped breathing. He didn't cry. His brother wasn't dead. When he woke up again, what was with transmigrating into a child?! And there was his little brother beside him!! You got hit by a truck too!! They looked up at the sky. They couldn't see a future or any hope. Damn it, they'd both been hit by vehicles. So the brothers found themselves an idle sect and decided to slack off and go wild. But their senior brothers and sisters seemed pretty strange too. Eldest Senior Brother: “Hey~ You two junior brothers, let's go eat shit together! Hahaha!” Second Senior Brother: “Sob, the protagonist in this book dies so tragically.” Third Senior Sister: “You two, don't be fooled by how ugly this pill looks. It's actually very useful.” Fourth Senior Brother: “I'm broke!! I'm so poor I'm practically dead. Get lost!!!” System: “What kind of insane things have I bound myself to?!!!” Jiang Huaifan smiled without a word, holding his older brother. Jiang Huaiping looked utterly confused. [The blurb isn't doing this story justice. Please read the novel itself.]