I've Cultivated Immortality, So Is Stealing a Spaghetti Strap Really Too Much?

[Modern Cultivation + Everyday Life + No Harem + No Hiding His Identity + Lighthearted Comedy]

Li Ziqiu returns from a cultivation world, and only one night has passed on Earth. Looking like a plucked chicken, he stands on campus, desperate to get back to his dorm before its doors open.

With no other choice, Li Ziqiu steals a floral miniskirt and a camisole from outside the women's dorm to avoid being mistaken for a pervert, but he gets caught red-handed...

I'm a mighty cultivator at the Fusion Stage. So what if I steal a miniskirt? So what if I wear a camisole?

I've already transmigrated back. Isn't it perfectly reasonable to use my powers in class?

And once I'm home, isn't it only natural to beat up my own father?

I've taken up cultivation, so isn't it perfectly normal for there to be only one country in the world?