Livestreaming Across Myriad Worlds: Emperor Ye Shuang Face-Slaps Everyone

[Livestream + Myriad Realms + face-slapping power fantasy + maximum exhilaration + no official pairing, but with romantic tension + historical figures] What? You’re putting on airs in front of me? Who do you think you are? If I don’t slap that smug look right off your face, I’m not Ye Shuang! There’s no such thing as too satisfying for me. It only gets better! The word “satisfying” runs through my name and my whole life! In the cultivation world, I whip out a particle cannon! One hydrogen bomb is all it takes to kill a Mahayana cultivator! I unleash Myriad Swords Return to the Origin and blind the eyes of the cyber-tech world! “Old folks! Your era is over!” “My showtime has begun, and there’s no stopping it now!” I’m either on my way to slap someone down or doing it right now! [Host, don’t get carried away] “You’re a Myriad Realms livestream System. Don’t worry about all that! Just follow me as I slap down the whole multiverse!” Qin Shi Huang: “Emperor Ye Shuang, I am willing to host a grand feast for heaven and earth. I only ask that you take me with you and guide me on the path of cultivation.” Li Shimin: “In all the world, only Ye Shuang deserves to be called an emperor!” Wu Zetian: “I have walked on thin ice my whole life. I never imagined I would meet Your Majesty today. I only ask that Emperor Ye Shuang show me some mercy and bestow a divine treasure to protect the people of my Wu Zhou.”