System: I Have the Help of Crouching Dragon and Phoenix

[No heroine + no morality + funny + slightly sinister + sand sculpture + relaxed] ………………………… My talents are destined to be useful, with a dragon lying on my left and a phoenix standing on my right. If you want to ask me where I came from, I will pull myself into a pig's ear and stand up straight. The sky shook and roared, thunder and rain fell from the womb. The father raised his head and burst into laughter, exclaiming that the baby was so cute. The auspicious auspiciousness descended from heaven heals all diseases and brings prosperity to all things. The dragon shadow on the left arm hovers, and the phoenix shadow on the right hand swims in the palm. If you ask where the monster is, just open your eyes wide and take a look. The most good and pure Taoist, the great love spreads across mountains and rivers thousands of miles away. I help others who are suffering, and the suffering of flesh and blood will turn into souls. The gift of a coffin buries the true goodness of people's hearts, and all sentient beings beg me to ascend. The suffering in the world will never be eliminated, and the pure and pure heart will never be at peace. I have captured the love in the hearts of all sentient beings, and stand at the top to guard the world.