The Whole World Is Being Forced to Cultivate

[Eastern fantasy + lighthearted comedy + humor + invincible protagonist + parody + meme references, with a slightly slow start.]

Life was going just fine, until Earth entered a new era and the whole world ushered in the age of immortal cultivation.

The Heavenly Dao forced humanity to cultivate immortality with thunderous punishment.

No talent? Don't worry. Just complete your daily cultivation, and the Lord Heavenly Dao will let you ascend before you turn one hundred.

No magical treasures? No problem. The Lord Heavenly Dao just posted a ghost-slaying mission today. Complete it, and he'll personally deliver a primordial treasure to you.

No cultivation techniques? Are you kidding me? Did you eat the copy of the "Longevity Art" the Lord Heavenly Dao gave to everyone?

As everyone went from doubting the Heavenly Dao, to understanding it, to believing in it, and finally wanting to become it,

Xu An, an ordinary young man who spent his days doing manual labor, stared at the latest cultivation mission and fell into deep thought...

"Kui Ye, I strongly suspect the Lord Heavenly Dao is actually a dirty old pervert!"