A Student Was Caught Working Part-Time, I Am a Class a Dangerous Person

[Funny + part-time job + system assistance + no human work] After returning from vacation, Hu Feiwei just walked into the school gate. Suddenly a group of people broke in and took him away. In the interrogation room, the captain asked while looking at a stack of documents. "Answer me honestly, what did you do during the holidays?" "Do part-time work, run errands and stuff like that." "You ran all your errands to the Middle East? Were you the one who broke into the Middle Eastern royal family and forcibly kissed the princess?" "It was me, but she kissed me forcefully!" "Did you steal the six cultural relics lost in European museums?" "How can I call it stealing when I take back our own things?" "That makes sense!" While flipping through the information, the captain asked in surprise: "Are you listed as a first-level wanted person by an overseas killing organization!?" "That's right, kill one of their little leaders?" "Little boss? Wait! You killed Bin Laden! ! ? ? " "It's me." "Hu Feiwei, this name sounds illegal!" "Part-time job, just part-time job."