The Handsome Man's Wine

My older sister is actually my mother.

There are more than a dozen of my fathers imprisoned in the basement.

Each one has had all four limbs broken and his eyes gouged out, then been steeped in a wine jar to make a handsome-man wine.

That's my mother's secret to living forever.

Today, my mother brought home a new father. I know she's going to start brewing wine again.

But the new father seems to be a woman.