[Mind-reading + absurd comedy + no brains or logic + cheesy pickup lines + sweet and satisfying]
This is a “practice” romance. Keep “practicing” long enough, and eventually you’ll fall in love.
Mu Qianxue kicks the bucket and transmigrates into a parallel world, where she becomes a wealthy heiress with the same name. She unexpectedly gets bound to an online gossip System, and from the start, she has to wed a big red rooster.
To avoid being punished by the System, Mu Qianxue puts on the performance of a lifetime, turning herself into a hopeless romantic and unleashing a barrage of cheesy pickup lines.
Mu Qianxue: “Lu Yunchuan, you’re my oxygen. I can’t live without you.”
“I can carry a gas cylinder, but I can’t bear missing you.”
“My love for you is like a tractor climbing a mountain, loud and passionate! Rumble rumble, ding-dong, clankety-clank, bang-bang, crash-crash, ding-ding-dong-dong.”
But in Mu Qianxue’s mind, she’s thinking: [Ugh. If it weren’t for my hopeless-romantic persona, I’d never say this. What a mouthful.]
[What are you looking at? What’s with that expression? Who do you think you are? You may be handsome, but your beloved white moonlight still treats you like a backup. Do you enjoy being a doormat?]
To her surprise, Lu Yunchuan can hear Mu Qianxue’s thoughts, and he’s so furious he spits blood on the spot.
Later, Mu Qianxue gains countless followers thanks to her online gossip System. Her livestreams take off, she rakes in money, and she even changes her family’s predetermined tragic fate along the way.
Later still, Lu Yunchuan clings to Mu Qianxue’s golden thigh and weeps bitterly.
“Mu Qianxue, you’re my oxygen. I can’t live without you.”
“I can carry a gas cylinder, but I can’t bear missing you.”
“My love for you is like a tractor climbing a mountain...”
Mu Qianxue: “Wait, that line sounds familiar.”
The male and female protagonists are both clean. I don't understand why some black fans make malicious comments and guide the direction of public opinion without even reading the content. It is not easy for every author to write. Thank you all for your support. Please keep a tolerant love.
Very nice, I really like it. The male and female protagonists are both pure. Maybe it's because the update hasn't been completed yet. The male protagonist can also hear the female protagonist's voice. The male protagonist is a bit cute, and I also like the female protagonist. I recommend everyone to read this book, I like it very much It's really beautiful. I recommend you to see it later. It's very beautiful.
Good recommendation