Tour guide + livestreaming + card draws + terrible luck + lecherous Slime System + no female lead + food + cozy everyday life + original worldbuilding
Who can relate? I got hit by a car and died because I was trying to buy a capybara to be my stepmom, then woke up to find myself forcibly bound to a lecherous tour-guide System that livestreams Teyvat for Blue Star. What is that even like?
Forget it. Life is one giant mess. Since I can’t escape, I might as well lie flat and take it easy.
After arriving in Teyvat...
Venti: “I really like the song of blessing.”
Xiao: “I... am a tourist attraction?”
Gaming: “Come on, let’s grab some tea!”
Zhongli: “Blue Star’s civilization is vast and profound. I truly hope I can visit someday.”
Arataki Itto: “Hahahaha! Tour Guide Lu, we’re the best of brothers!”
Ei: “...Don’t even think about making me join your tour group! Even if that fox joins, I still won’t!”
Ummm, the people of Teyvat have gone off course. I hope the tour group and the System... oh no, there’s a catch!
Tourist A, sprinting in a rage: “Tour guide, help! This flower bites! Tour guide!”
Tourist B, sobbing uncontrollably: “Tour guide, do Hilichurls really have such tragic lives? Can I donate money to them?”
Tourist C, with a stuffed belly: “I could eat Hilichurl berry meat stew forever! Teyvat’s food is incredible!”
Tourist D...
The Slime System snickered: “A friendly reminder: one tourist’s satisfaction rating is below zero~ Host, do your best to turn it around~ Otherwise, that arm in the banner won’t come out, and who knows when it’ll return~”
Lu Bugou snapped his fingers. A sudden gust of wind swept the Whopperflower away.
“A mere satisfaction rating? Piece of cake!”
I'll leave the first one behind. It's written in big letters and is very novel, but some settings are a bit different. If it's a private setting, I suggest you explain it in advance. I hope there will be more updates.
Reserve one point because the author messed up the timeline a bit. I will consider whether to add a review after the completion.
Wow! The setting is novel and the content is interesting. Usually the people in Teyvat watch the live broadcast. And this book is for Blue Star people to watch the live broadcast. The character setting of the protagonist makes people feel friendly. So can you update it as soon as possible?
The plot is warm and interesting, and there are some pitfalls. It's quite interesting. The plot is not boring and novel. It's a pity that the author abandoned the book. It's true that too few people have read it, but I think it's worth reading it.
The book is very good, the atmosphere is relaxed, and there are plenty of laughs. It's just that the author has changed the timeline, so many things are not so clear in terms of their sequence. But it is also a very good and relaxing book. Just this little bit is really not enough!!!
It's good to watch. Although the timeline is a bit messy, it's still worth watching. After all, this kind of subject is rare.
Bu Gou is a burly man, tall and strong, with strong arms and steady steps. His body is as strong as a wall. Strong legs, tangled arms, bulging chest muscles, and a deep voice. Broad shoulders, high chest, as strong as steel piles, standing like a stone tower, running like a strong wind
Good to watch, love to watch, so interesting, fresh plot, five-star support
Personally, I think it's very interesting. The story theme is very fresh and the protagonist's personality is also good. As long as I am more stable, this book can get a good rating.
The author's writing is really beautiful