Just Call Me Empire

Anthony/Churchill: The situation of the Xia Kingdom in the Far East far exceeded our expectations. We wanted an obedient shepherd dog to intimidate the East, but what we got was a cunning wolf. In the end, the empire fell to the wolves... Mustache: I wanted to establish an axis with China, but I didn't expect that China would treat me as a pawn. It's really high! Bearded Man: They were hateful heretics, but cans of Spam and Pegasus cigarettes turned them into comrades... Franklin: The old European era has been dismantled, and now we are ushering in the Pacific era. Only China is our opponent! But is their World Island territory too big? Tokuda/Suzuki: The guidance of Comrade Hua Guo is very important to us. The revolutionary fire is burning brightly, and the corrupt government must be swept into the garbage heap of history! Hirohito: I am the former leader of the Fuso Kingdom who is living abroad. I am not dead. There are 2,000 tons of gold and 2 million imperial soldiers hidden under Tokyo Bay. They can be unsealed by paying 300 Chinese yuan. When I return, I will make you the patriarch of the restoration of the country! Zhu Liangfeng: Move the capital, we must move the capital, otherwise Liu thieves will come! Why? Why am I in Central Asia? How did I become Xixia? Liu Rui: Sakurada trampled on the prince's blood and leaped to the top of Fuji Peak! A cannon shot from Nagato, and the revolutionary sailors rushed into Edo. Where are our battleships? It turns out to be in Tokyo Bay! Then music and dancing, today I invite you to watch the red Edo!