Laying Low in the Three Kingdoms, Delivering Takeout, and Making the Goddesses Call Me a Rascal

[Transmigration] [Infinite Supplies] [More Children, More Blessings] [Farming] [Goofy] Say my name and I'll make you laugh. I'm Liu Kun, a post-2000s delivery rider. I was enjoying a perfectly normal food delivery while listening to music when I suddenly transmigrated into the Yellow Turban Army at the end of the Han dynasty. With a box of food deliveries that replenishes endlessly, I deliver meals to the common folk, medicine to Guo Jia, children to goddesses, and warmth to the Han dynasty... How did I end up wearing the imperial robes while making deliveries?

Now, within the realm, there's the capable statesman Cao Cao. Beyond its borders, Zhuge Liang and the Five Tiger Generals are conquering North America. My sons Fengxian and Bofu are hunting bears in the Arctic. Grand Commander Gongjin is catching kangaroos. Xuande has been appointed governor of Europe. Yuan Shao is guarding the Prime Meridian, and Yuan Shu is building highways... As for me, I lead Diaochan, Zhen Ji, Cai Wenji, Da Qiao and Xiao Qiao, Sun Shangxiang, and Doctor Hua Tuo in guarding the imperial harem, diligently working day and night. For the sake of restoring the Han population, how could I begrudge my own back!