From the Start, I Give Three Wild Dogs a Verbal Beating, Then Trade Two Jin of Dog Meat for a Girl
开局狂怼三野狗，二斤狗肉换姑娘
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 535k Words
- Genre
- Historical
- Subgenre
- Historical High-Concept
- Updated
- 2y ago
- Source
- Fanqie
Synopsis
Other names
- Transmigrating to Ancient Times: My Pocket Dimension Can Buy Anything穿越古代：我的空间能买万物Former title · until Oct 2026
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The taste is pretty good, but the name is a bit too long.
This time travel novel is really enjoyable to read! At the beginning of the chapter, the protagonist travels to ancient times as a modern person. This setting immediately arouses the curiosity of the readers, who can't wait to see how the protagonist makes waves in the strange ancient world. The plot is smooth and compact. The protagonist relies on modern knowledge and unique thinking to get through various difficulties in ancient times like a fish in water. Whether it is dealing with palace intrigues, rivers and lakes disputes or business competition, he can deftly resolve it and counterattack his opponents. It is so satisfying to watch those who once underestimated the protagonist get slapped in the face one by one! And every time the protagonist comes up with novel ways to solve problems, people can't help but be amazed. This imagination is just right. Let's talk about the character of the protagonist. Not to mention smart and witty, he also has the free and easy spirit of modern people. Judging from the writing style, although it is not an extremely gorgeous style, it is more concise and clear. It depicts various exciting plots and fierce conflicts vividly, allowing readers to easily immerse themselves in the story, as if following the protagonist through time and experiencing those ups and downs of adventure. In short, this time-traveling novel perfectly interprets the word "cool" and is an excellent read to relax in your spare time. It is highly recommended to friends who like time-travel themes!
Looks good! The beginning is what I like to watch! Support the author as always!
The book is very nice, it's my favorite type. The language is witty and humorous, and the painting style is lighthearted and joyful. It is a perfect way to pass the time.
Although there are flaws, the flaws do not hide the beauty! Dare to speak, dare to do, and dare to use space! The author is the first to use space so skillfully! It's not like some authors who use a space as if they're being a thief. They're also afraid of this and that.
Well, it's not bad for now, it's pretty good. Keep up the hard work and update.
The plot is witty and humorous, the characters have distinct personalities, and the human emotions are well grasped. The title of the novel is a bit disappointing 😂
Ahhhhhhhhhhh, why is there no more?
Post a review for everyone to read! Just read the book, don't think too much. The content is compact, the narration is fast, and the storyline comes one after another, coming and ending quickly. The character's personality is also well grasped! This book is a great way to pass the time!
Alas, this is an article that can make time-travelers finally fall asleep. It's not easy!