Metaphysics: The Government Has Requisitioned My Livestream

[Xuanxue livestreaming + fortune-telling + showbiz + getting rich + sweet romance]

In her previous life, Shi Tan was the mighty Grand State Preceptor, second to none. She was struck dead by lightning after revealing too many secrets of heaven, then transmigrated into the body of a notorious, universally hated minor celebrity who happened to share her name.

She had barely arrived when people blocked her door and tried to force her to entertain them. Her new body's parents were constantly demanding money, someone was threatening her with indecent photos, the internet was drowning her in abuse, and she was saddled with a massive breach-of-contract penalty. Did they think Shi Tan was a pushover?

Everyone was waiting for this cancer of the entertainment industry to disappear, but instead, she started livestreaming fortune-telling, face-reading, and talisman sales!

Netizens: This is all scripted! It's all a scam!

The richest man in the country: Thank you, streamer, for helping me find my daughter. I gift you this island.

Netizens: Anyone who follows Shi Tan is doomed for eight lifetimes!

A foreign dignitary: Thanks to Master Shi, I was able to see my departed family again. My descendants and I will worship Master Shi for generations.

Later, not only did movie stars show up in her livestream, but government agencies did too. Shi Tan's name appeared in all kinds of official news, and practitioners of the mystic arts around the world treated her words as scripture. But she never expected that the black cat she'd taken in was actually a man who had lived for thousands of years! The cold-faced Ghost Emperor, who held life and death in his hands, was perfectly happy to act cute and play cat by her side.

The ghosts: This is just too much to watch.