Why Go to Court?! Isn't Scrolling Short Videos Better?!

One day, Su Qi found a built-in [Share Across Time and Space] plugin in his Douyin app. Every time he clicked share, he earned money from watching videos, which he could withdraw instantly! But the plugin also shared every short video Su Qi watched with all the dynasties in parallel timelines. Short video: [“Beast Tamers of Huaxia”! He brought the Eastern Divine Beasts back to life!] Absolutely explosive! After three years of work, he created gigantic divine beasts from The Classic of Mountains and Seas! The emperors: “A heavenly omen! May it bless my Great Qin (Han, Tang, Ming...)!” After the video ended. The emperors: “What astonishing craftsmanship!” Short video: [The epic documentary The North-South Rivalry] The winter solstice arrives, and a bloody conflict is about to erupt once more! The emperors: “The winter solstice is as important as New Year’s! It’s a day to worship Heaven and the spirits! How can anyone wage war on the winter solstice?!” After the video ended. The emperors: “Oh, so that’s what ‘North-South Rivalry’ means!” Short video: [Guangxi’s Hardcore Military Training] Military training around the world looks to Huaxia, and Huaxia looks to Guangxi! Their standardized military drills set the world ablaze! The emperors: “Can these greenhorns really go into battle?” After the video ended. The emperors: “From little children to young men of sixteen, everyone’s a soldier! The Guangxi Wolf Troops are mighty!” From then on, through every dynasty. The ministers: “Your Majesty, it’s time for court!” The emperors: “Why bother going to court?! Isn’t watching short videos much better?”