Young Master Shi Can't Keep His Wife in Check: Her Secret Identity Has the Whole Room Swooning

[Cute, scheming, secret-identity little enchantress vs. dark, unhinged, tsundere demon king] [Both Chaste and Faithful, Secret Identities, Love Triangle, Metaphysics, Wild Imagination…]

Her master, a charlatan, can't stand her and sends her down the mountain without a penny.

With nowhere else to turn, she's about to pick up her old trade when she's told she's the real daughter of the Ning family, lost to them years ago.

Her biological parents favor their fake daughter: "Yaoyao grew up pampered in the Ning family, so she's delicate and frail. Unlike you, used to the scorching heat and freezing cold in the wilderness."

Her biological brother, from the same family line, protects his adopted sister: "Yaoyao is my sister. What are you? You'd be lucky if she let you put on her shoes."

Rumor has it Su Mianmian never even finished elementary school. All she wants is some ridiculous dream of becoming a star. She also sets up a stall pretending to be a fortune-teller and gets into fights. She's a jack-of-all-trades, but none of them respectable.

Then the big shots from every walk of life come swarming in, all fighting for a chance to receive her guidance.

Only then do netizens come to their senses and raise banners begging her to forgive them.

But a mad big shot beats them to it, declaring, "Wife, you can burn through all the family fortune you want."

The whole internet: "We bow to the big shot."

She can wield a spear, sing and dance, and she's even better at refining spirit pills and using poisonous gu.

When real bullets come flying her way, she answers with a barrage of cannon fire, loud enough to make your ears ring...

One day, those bloodthirsty red eyes appear. A large hand pulls her into its embrace, and a gentle voice says, "Good girl, let's go home..."