Villain: The Brothers in My Ten Thousand Souls Banner

If you slack off on cultivation, you’ll end up as a brother in the Banner of Ten Thousand Souls! Qin Yifan never imagined that the planet he’d lived on for twenty years was actually a soul-banner artifact belonging to a cultivator. Then, after an unexpected turn of events, Qin Yifan became the owner of a banner containing eight billion souls... Bystander A: “Fellow Daoist, where did you buy that Banner of Ten Thousand Souls?” Qin Yifan: “What Banner of Ten Thousand Souls? This is the Human Emperor’s Banner!” Bystander B: “But why is it spewing black smoke? Could it be a fake?” Qin Yifan: “Well... what if it really is a fake? How about you go inside and check for me, fellow Daoist? Then I can ask the seller for a refund.” Bystander B: “Sure, no problem...”