A Naruto World Without Haruno Sakura

Good news: I got a second life.

Bad news: I've become Haruno Sakura, who's destined to become a widow.

It's fine. Compared to Naruto and Sasuke, my life as the heroine isn't that miserable. As a little kid, I should go find an adult for comfort... Wait, where are my parents? Where did they go??!! (The original blurb wasn't going anywhere, sorry. Feel free to remove it from your collection.)

Warnings: 1. The protagonist likes stirring up trouble on the sly and firing off sarcastic remarks, so the plot gets pretty strange.

2. Any out-of-character behavior is on me. The honor belongs to the original author.

3. Dark and twisted.

4. The timeline is a mess.