[Transmigrate into a Book + Historical Romance + Absurd Comedy + Meme Humor + Fake Mystery + Overpowered (and Useless) Characters + Mutual Firsts (Explained Later)]
Lin Yidian transmigrates into a book, becoming the mother of the protagonist in a historical romance novel.
Other people who transmigrate into books know the plot inside out, but Lin Yidian only knows that she's destined to die.
She'd planned to live out the rest of her life in peace, but the plot keeps spiraling further out of control. If that's how it is, then let the madness get even wilder!
Facing the cold-faced sect leader: "It's not like I have no way out. I still have one way to die!"
Facing the villainous male side character: "Going crazy lets you vent the toxins in your mind. I'm a monkey, hee hee hee... ooo ooo ooo... ooh hee hee... ooh hee hee hee... woo~"
Facing the scheming female side character: "It's all my fault. I should have caught you. I'll come keep you company right now!" She kicks her straight into the lotus pond.
[Mystery Version]
The legendary Diagram of Heaven's Remnants and Earth's Deficiencies, said to be capable of refining human souls, has resurfaced. Martial arts experts, descendants of an ancient kingdom, and wealthy merchants are all drawn into the fray. A mysterious figure in black, a ruined stone statue, a Buddha carved from flesh beneath the stairs... More and more dark clouds gather over those who show interest in the diagram. Is this a distortion of human nature or a collapse of morality? Welcome to "Getting to Know Mom Protagonist."
[Heads-up: No medical skills, no golden finger, just life experience and a sharp tongue. Don't expect logic, just have fun.]