My girlfriend’s name is Tangtang.
Just like her name, she’s as sweet as sugar.
She’s so beautiful, like a lyrical poem.
Her whole being radiates a girl’s innocent charm.
She loves me deeply and swore she’d never leave my side.
Then one day, I lost my job! So my girlfriend promptly dumped me.
Right after the breakup, I got a strange compass from her.
The amazing thing is, this compass can actually be used to find treasure.
Look, I casually picked up a jade pendant worth tens of thousands.
So she really does still love me.
But ever since then, bad luck has followed me everywhere.
What the heck! Why is there a murderer hiding in this building?
Oh no! Why are there zombies out here?
Help! Why are there wild men in this valley?
Good Lord! Why is there an army in this ancient tomb?
Somebody save me! Why are there aliens in this cave?
Turns out, my ex-girlfriend is the one who’s really out to get me!
