Why Does He Level Up Every Time He Smirks?

Anyone who becomes an immortal in this world, even if they fail to overcome the tribulation, will become a six-colored Earth Immortal. This is the true path of proving the Dao through one’s life, attaining the six colors of heaven and earth.

Tang Long, who has transmigrated here, is feeling a little numb.

He can live without a golden finger, and even the System is useless when he calls out for it to start.

But now he has to teach a bunch of little brats in his dreams and be their hapless teacher!

Jiang Ruhai, say your dad is the Heavenly River Immortal Emperor one more time, I dare you!

I’ll say it again: there are no immortals in this world!

Fake Synopsis One.

As above.

Shocking! The incense-powered immortal begged and pleaded until he managed to get a few butcher knives, only for Tang Long to swindle them away and exploit a bug!

Shocking! He thought he had transmigrated into the body of a minotaur, but it turned out to be a pure romance with the heroine?!

Shocking! I’m honestly all out of shock.

Fake Synopsis Two.

As above.

Real Synopsis: What do you see written on this piece of paper? It says, “The three-year period is up... We respectfully welcome the Dragon King’s return!”