As a twenty-first-century fan of lying flat, I only slapped the table because my game wouldn’t drop any gear, and then an overturned cup electrocuted me and sent me off? The King of Hell even told me they’d taken the wrong person: I still had thirty years left to live!!! To make it up to me, he sent me to the Ming dynasty to enjoy a lifetime of wealth and glory? And it turns out this is the very beginning of Jianwen’s campaign to strip the vassal kings of their power??? What incredible wealth and glory indeed!!!!!1
