Siheyuan: From the Start, I Ate the Chop-Chop Fruit

[A sly schemer + humor + everyday life + moderate violence + Wei Wu’s legacy]

In the year 1960, Cao Wenbin transmigrates into the courtyard as an orphaned NPC tenant, bullied by the other residents.

He eats the Split-Split Fruit, gaining the ability to divide his body at will and control the pieces remotely.

From that day on, strange things happen in the courtyard one after another.

The Thief Saint, Banggeng, sees a head floating in the air every night and is scared out of his mind.

Jia Zhangshi is plagued by bad luck and keeps accidentally falling into the latrine.

Jia Dongxu makes inexplicable mistakes every day, eventually landing in prison for life, where he dies full of regret.

Qin Huairu wakes up every morning with the feeling that something is off.

And Xu Damao, Silly Zhu, and Yan Jiecheng all lose the ones they love!

Whether the courtyard is in chaos is up to Cao Wenbin.

Granny Deaf, Yi Zhonghai, and the rest of the miscreants: “Cao Wenbin, can’t you act like a decent human being?”

Cao Wenbin: “Get down on your knees and shut up!”