I, King of the Uncanny, Summon the Fourth Calamity

[The Fourth Calamity] [Invincible] [Uncanny Rules] [Game] [So satisfying!] In the rusting ruins of the city, indescribable creatures lurk. Twisted rebar pierces shattered glass walls like veins, while viscous black liquid on the ground forms swirling patterns.

Their shapes are indistinct and uncanny. One moment, claws and fangs emerge; the next, they vanish into the darkness, leaving only a bloodcurdling growl.

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