In the Hokage World, My Connections Reach the Heavens!

I closed my eyes, opened them, and ended up in the Hokage world. What was I supposed to do? I can’t help it, I’m just as helpless! I want to learn Wood Release, but I’m not a Senju. I want to pilot a giant mecha, but I’m not Uchiha. I don’t even have the Byakugan. How am I supposed to survive? Ding! “Dear traveler through time and space, your well-connected cheat is now available. Please claim it promptly.”