I Got Drunk and Complained About My Boss

I'm an Overworked Wage Slave. On my eighth day of working around the clock, I flew into a rage, downed a couple of drinks, and went on a furious rant on the company forum. "Xu Siyuan! You heartless bastard, no wonder you're single!" "People say you're so handsome it's breathtaking? Ha! You've got two eyes and a nose, just like everyone else!" "Great body? Then let me feel those eight-pack abs of yours!" The 8,000-word rant was ready to send, and the moment I hit the button... I was done for. I'd forgotten to post it anonymously. Later... Xu Siyuan: "The rest is available too, not just my abs."