Campus Belle, Don't Be Afraid: My Live-Streamed Specialty Massage Is Completely Legit

[Comedy + laid-back daily life + lighthearted fun + no System + all about the laughs]

Li Xingchen transmigrates to Blue Star and becomes a legitimate livestreaming massage therapist.

One finger, and he opens acupoints, unblocks meridians, relaxes muscles, invigorates circulation, and cures every ailment…

Campus beauty, this really is a legitimate massage parlor. It’s perfectly normal for our techniques to be different from yours…

Officer, are you here for a massage too?

Dear customer, keep your voice down. We’ll get another noise complaint if people hear you…

Ma’am, don’t worry. Massage works best for menstrual cramps and the like…

Sir, you seem a little weak! You don’t have any kids yet, do you…

What? Your child is five?

Sir, I recommend getting a paternity test…