This Salesman Is Extraordinary, the Things He Sells Can Be Tricked Instantly.

[Invincible + Cool Articles + Funny + Horror Recovery + No CP] La la la la la la... I am a little expert in selling goods, running around the streets in strong winds and heavy rains... Good morning, good afternoon, and good night, everyone. My name is Su Xiao. I am a small salesman who specializes in selling various dog skin plasters to ward off evil spirits and avoid ghosts... Dang dang dang, pray for life-saving plaster. Dying human being: This plaster is very miraculous. It not only brought me back to life, but also cured the hemorrhoids that had been incurable for many years... Dangdangdang, hard gauze paper An old ghost who has been squatting on the toilet for 100 years: Brother, I just borrowed a piece of paper. Is this necessary? ... No, no, no, that's not what I meant. This paper is very useful. It's a timely help... Can't I use the bricks you put in your hands? Ah... It hurts... It feels good and hurts at the same time! Dang dang dang, whoever you stare at will die with a fist Su Xiao: Guest, this gun is very special. When using it, your eyes need to be as big as a bell, there must be fire in your eyes, and you have to follow the formula, aha! You deadbeat street boy! Weird: Jiejiejie, this is my world of rules, Weird is immortal, and a mere toy gun still wants to kill me? (Bang! Weird's head exploded on the spot, his two round eyes filled with disbelief!) Dang dang dang, scary screaming chicken That day, the weird people remembered the fear of being dominated by the yellow chicken-like thing... A tailor who sells human skin clothes on Black Heart Street died mysteriously with his head blown off... A pig-headed butcher in a human meat slaughterhouse was brutally eaten... A passenger driver with a funny face spilled his blood on the spot... Is the distortion of human nature behind this? Or moral turpitude? Or... Oh oh~~ Bang! News presenter… Death!