Wei Yuxiang: As a Divine Venerable, I'm so troubled! Why did I have to run into these two?!!! I've given up. I'll let you two be together, so please stop following me! Aren't you two a couple? What do you mean, things aren't going according to the plot?!!!!
Wei Wuxian, the Yiling Patriarch: Since we've already had a past-life romance in Two Lifetimes of Affection, we can have a romance in a third life too! Don't even think about leaving me again! Why do you always push me away? You can take it one step at a time and see for yourself that my heart is with you!
Lan Wangji: Brother, I want to bring two people back to... Cloud Recesses... Bring them back... and hide them away!
Lan Xichen: Wangji... Yue Ling is still one of our family... but Miss Wei... Wangji, even your brother has a hard time with this. Your sister-in-law is a cousin of the Yue family...
Jiang Cheng: Why are you calling me little brother Chengcheng? Call me big brother! ... Wei Wuxian, come here and die! If you come back, we'll be the Twin Prides of Yunmeng again. I promise I won't beat you to death! Then I won't be little brother Chengcheng anymore. I can be big brother! A Qing and the others are bullying me! I want you and Xiang'er to comfort me~
Jiang Yanli: A-Xian, A-Cheng, A-Yu, the four of us will always be together...
Forehead. . . . . . . There are so many modifiers!!!