Three Kingdoms: My Stinker Is an NPC

[Slow burn + online game + Three Kingdoms + no System + no health bars + one heroine + ultra-realistic, no map + Blade and Iron Cavalry + Romance of the Three Kingdoms XIV + Hero’s Adventure: Road to Passion]

Ha! My three worthy brothers, today we’re swearing brotherhood.

Come on! Set the table!

Just thinking about how the four of us will work together in these troubled times to save the people from misery...

What are you doing? Why are you arguing with him? Honestly, you two are stubborn as mules. At least the fourth one has a good temperament.

Fine, fine, put the incense burner wherever you like. Come on, one, two, three, kneel.

I am Jin Ruyu, I am Jian Chen, I am Destiny, I am Platinum.

Jin Ruyu: Hold on! My three worthy brothers, we need to be consistent. Ever heard of looking for a pattern?

Jian Chen: Third brother, can’t you look for a pattern?

Destiny: I did!

Platinum: So did I.

The three: I am Jian Chen, I am Destiny, I am Platinum.

Jin Ruyu: Then, I’m Jin Yu? No, my ID is Jin Ruyu!

The three: And ours are the same.

Jin Ruyu: All right, then.

I am Jin Ruyu, I am Jian Chen, I am Destiny, I am Platinum.

We were not born on the same day, in the same month, or in the same year, but we hope to die on the same day, in the same month, and in the same year. Whoever breaks this oath shall be killed by all.

(A new author and a new book, featuring elements from Blade and Iron Cavalry, Romance of the Three Kingdoms XIV, Hero’s Adventure: Road to Passion, and more.)

(A rousing tale for middle-aged and older readers)