Three Kingdoms: My Son Cao Cao, Watch Your Father Berate Lu Bu

He transmigrates into Cao Song, Cao Cao's father, becoming a sixty-three-year-old man, and unexpectedly awakens the Mockery System.

Every time he unleashes a barrage of mockery, he has a chance to unlock an incredible skill.

Cao Song also receives a beginner's gift pack: a divine walking stick, the Mandate of Heaven Weapon, and a Marrow-Cleansing Pill that makes him twenty years younger on the spot.

To keep Cao Song from being beaten to death when he mocks people, the System maxes out his defense. He can do anything that might get him killed, and still won't die.

Just then, Zhang Kai tries to rob and murder him, but no matter how hard Zhang Kai hacks at him, he can't kill Cao Song.

Instead, after mocking Zhang Kai, Cao Song unlocks two skills: Counterattack and Enrage.

Counterattack: When the Host's life is threatened, a counterattack sequence activates and continues until it hits the opponent.

Enrage: The opponent loses all reason in their anger and automatically attacks the Host for ten seconds.

With these two incredible skills, Cao Song torments Zhang Kai until he's utterly battered and mentally broken, leaving him no choice but to surrender.

But as soon as Zhang Kai gives up, the Mockery System makes him automatically swear brotherhood to Cao Song as his sworn son, utterly loyal and never to betray him.

Cao Cao: “Only Father is good in this world. If Old Dad doesn't whack me with his walking stick for even one day, I feel all out of sorts.”

Lu Bu: “Daughter, are you lacking a father's love? Why would you take a liking to Cao Song?”

Liu Bei: “This is so unfair! Why couldn't I have a dad like Cao Song?”

From then on, the Three Kingdoms gains a violent old man who carries a walking stick in one hand and the Analects in his arms.

His goal is simple: let the world feel the earnest teachings of the sage Confucius, and keep beating people for as long as he lives.