Matchmaking Through Divorce Consultations? What a Career Switch!

Worse than working overtime over the Spring Festival is going home for the holiday and getting pressured into blind dates.

They ask about your car, your home, your savings, your gender, and your marital status.

Who could possibly withstand this barrage of deadly questions?

Even Li Xiuyuan, whose career is going nowhere and who can barely make ends meet, can’t escape the blind-date ordeal.

A matchmaker can say anything. Nine times out of ten, it’s all water under the bridge!

They promised someone mature, steady, and family-oriented, but the person who showed up had been married three times and had two kids!

They promised a gentle dance instructor, but the person who showed up was a technician with dyed blond hair and full-sleeve tattoos!

Those outrageous claims were all lies cooked up by the matchmaker.

Then, at Li Xiuyuan’s third blind date, the gears of fate finally began to turn.

Woman on the blind date: I have a master’s degree, I’m 175 cm tall and weigh 55 kg. I can dance and play the piano. To put it plainly, you’re not good enough for me!

Li Xiuyuan: Then why did you agree to meet me?

Woman on the blind date: I heard you’re a divorce consultant?

Li Xiuyuan: What does that have to do with us meeting?

Woman on the blind date: Then you must know plenty of rich people who need their assets assessed before getting divorced, right?

Li Xiuyuan: Uh... yes!

Woman on the blind date: Do me a favor. Introduce me to one rich person who becomes a client, and I’ll pay you a matchmaker’s fee!

Li Xiuyuan: What the heck! I came here for a blind date, not to be a matchmaker!

[Prosperity Treasure payment received: 10,000 yuan!]

[Matchmaker System binding in progress...]

Li Xiuyuan: If that’s how you want to play it, then I’m definitely becoming a matchmaker!