I Just Sell Gas Canisters, So Why Are You Calling Me an Arms Dealer?

Name: I Just Sell Gas Canisters, So Why Are You Calling Me an Arms Dealer?
Author: Poor Little Thing

我一卖煤气罐的，你说我是军火商

by Poor Little Thing (受气包啊)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 214k Words
Genre: Urban
Subgenre: Urban High-Concept
Updated: 2y ago
Source: Fanqie

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Chen Ming inherits a gas cylinder factory on the verge of bankruptcy. With his archrival bearing down on him, the factory is about to be acquired.

Then, just in time, he awakens the Transformation System!

Gas cylinders → heavy mortars!

Seamless steel pipes → mobile rockets!

Wuling Hongguang minivans → self-destructing mini trucks!

Cargo pickups → Katyusha rocket launchers!

The world’s zoo is thrown into chaos.

Salmon: Thanks, bro, for the little rocket! Er, I mean, the steel pipe!

Hoopoe: We strongly condemn this and demand a humanitarian ceasefire!

Uncle Sam: Who did this? Who made all these weapons to attack my dad?

The Bear: Comrade, leave it to us to restore the glory of the Katyusha!

As the legend of the “King of War” spreads around the world,

Chen Ming can only shrug helplessly.

“I just sell gas cylinders. I’m really not an arms dealer!”

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