Star Martial: I Climbed to the Peak of the Martial Path by Taking Godsons

[No more pretending. This one's by a Northeast Chinese guy, with a real strong Northeastern flavor. Come check it out, folks!]

Chu Feng, the swaggering Marquis of Carefree, has a household full of wives and concubines, each more beautiful than the last. He's practically a "beauty collector."

All his life, he's been smugly convinced he's the greatest. Why? Well, it's not because he's managed his fiefdom well, nor because he's reached the peak of mortal martial arts cultivation. It's because he has children by the litter, like a whole nest of piglets, and gets to bask in family bliss every day. He even thinks he's done the imperial family a huge favor by adding so many heirs to the bloodline, a contribution practically great enough to reach the heavens.

Chu Feng had been dreaming of taking his "army of extra kids" to the underworld to claim credit and rewards from his ancestors. But who could have guessed that an ordinary adoption ceremony would blow up like a bomb and reveal the truth: he's infertile. What a bolt from the blue! Chu Feng himself must have been dumbstruck. If his ancestors found out, they might laugh right off their chairs in the underworld!

"So whose children are all these?"

First avatar: Space-Time Tree

Second avatar: Mutant Mountain-Bearing Tortoise

Third avatar: Element-Copying Spring

Life in the Cosmic Abode is no easy thing!

The Mountain-Bearing Tortoise avatar and the Space-Time Tree avatar combine to form a super battleship, hauling along the race best at doing business to become cosmic peddlers.

My divine body is as vast as the stars, and my divine power stretches for light-years. Now I've opened a marketplace of my own, standing tall among the countless races of the universe. Why shouldn't I?

Who has a problem with that? Who wants to pick a fight?