Siheyuan: I'm He Yuzhu, and I'll Never Be Anyone's Cash Cow

Name: Siheyuan: I'm He Yuzhu, and I'll Never Be Anyone's Cash Cow
Author: Tu Tu the Second Rabbit

四合院：我何雨柱，誓不做吸血包

by Tu Tu the Second Rabbit (二兔图图)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 3.5M Words
Genre: Male-Channel Fanfiction
Updated: 11mo ago
Source: Fanqie

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[Siheyuan, System, transmigration, fan fiction, anime, film and TV, Hong Kong, the Myriad Worlds, wish fulfillment, putting villains in their place] He transmigrated into Siheyuan as He Yuzhu and was bound to an absurdly powerful System. Qin Huairu wants to suck me dry? Get lost! I’m He Yuzhu, not Silly Zhu, the blood bank and lovesick doormat! Yi Zhonghai wants me to look after him in his old age? Ha! Dream on!

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